"Your Social Security check will be coming on..."

So I got another year older today. With all the healthcare reforms going on, I think I will start qualifying for free healthcare, etc., soon so that I can stay alive longer. I totally want to live forever. That would be awesometown. And because I am so humble I am throwing a wine and cheese birthday party for myself (actually, it is only one of the many reasons my roomies and I are hosting the soiree). Here is a snapshot of the invitation...

I bet you want to complete that picture. It's okay, I would too if I weren't already in it.